The joke thread, Add your favorite joke here

Was not sure where to post and if was already posted before , but nonetheless let’s try here ...

A Millennial Job Interview.

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/Uo0KjdDJr1c[/YOUTUBE]

trouble is, was not a joke ...

Yup, the human gene pool is already over the cliff and barely hanging by a thread.

This is what I call sarcasm

Ricky Gervais on Golden Globe awards speech (extract)

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/3vuT8ki9yM4[/YOUTUBE]

ok thats funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sqddHrf9n4...xV0AUdJdJgdPndY

William Shatner has discontinued his line of women’s lingerie. Apparently “Shatner Panties” haven’t been selling so well.

Who needs fish finders..

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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had p##### and spoiled his underwear.

Then you said:

Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Marriage Counseling (this is a video share from my drive the forum will not allow a non-youtube embed that I can find)


https://1drv.ms/v/s!Ai0FwsaKzq0ugbw6D5X3rWesXvFoEQ

Came across this grocery shopping...

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