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Nurse walks into a room that has a guy on a ventilator.
The guy mumbles "ha.. ma.. testic. gon'.back
The nurse pauses, trying to decipher what he said.. and asks him to repeat himself
The guy, clearly agitated mumbles again "ha..ma testcles gon back"
Now the nurse has no idea why the guys test1cles would turn black but considering his agitated state she pulls back the sheet, cups him in one hand and proceeds to roll around the boys doing a careful, full inspection. She looks up.
The guy pulls off his mask and says 'that was really nice, do you know if my test results have come back'
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Patient vs Receptionist There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't p### out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter... Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose....(yep, sure are)
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