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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies " Oh I have a personal genie" The first man asks "Can i make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
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There is old joke more related to fishing... Not sure how it will sound in English ...I'll try translate it from Russian...
- I never understand, how could you like fishing so much... It is so boring: to sit all day long and watch your floater - Oh, no! When I'm fishing I'm always thinking... - Really?... What are you thinking about? - Well.. If fish is not biting I'm thinking: will it bite or not?... will it bite or not? - And what are you thinking when fish bites? - Oh! Then I think: WOW!!!
A little humour
