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yakfisher
Posted: Aug 20, 2019 - 10:12 am


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An Ontario woodpecker was minding his own business when a Vancouver woodpecker flew up to him. "Do you have any harder trees here? These are way too soft for me."
The Ontario woodpecker lured him over to a tree nearby. "here you go. No Ontario woodpecker can even make a mark on these trees."
The Vancouver woodpecker goes peck, peck, peck. A big hole in the tree instantly.
"That's soft as well. We have a tree in Vancouver that no woodpecker in the world can peck."
With his curiosity getting the better of him the Ontario woodpecker flew with his new friend off to Vancouver.
"Here it is, the unpeckable tree"
The Ontario woodpecker goes peck, peck, peck. A big hole in the tree instantly.

What's the moral of the story?

Your Pecker is always harder when you are away from home.


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FatRap
Posted: Aug 20, 2019 - 02:02 pm


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pickerel24
Posted: Aug 21, 2019 - 12:21 pm


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don't tell the wife that lmao

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yakfisher
Posted: Aug 21, 2019 - 01:27 pm


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The wives tend not to laugh as much as the husbands.

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Chevy
Posted: Aug 21, 2019 - 06:48 pm


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I’m going with true...

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Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 01:03 pm


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Posted: Aug 27, 2019 - 01:29 pm


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