 Tis the Season, Annual Xmas Ha! Ha! Ha!
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| Fisherman |
Posted: Nov 29, 2019 - 11:11 am
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There goes another keyboard.
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| FatRap |
Posted: Nov 29, 2019 - 11:54 am
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2019's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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| Mr Meat |
Posted: Nov 30, 2019 - 07:54 am
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Thanks for the laughs
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| sdcaller |
Posted: Nov 30, 2019 - 10:03 am
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Don't be like Santa! SDC 
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