Old Christmas Song, New Lyrics

[sdcaller]

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Lets hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food.

I was at a music jam the other night and a folk singer sang this!

If Bayliner-John(RIP) was still with us, I'm sure he would have got a laugh out of this as he had a real hate for "tree rats".

SDC

[Chevy]

He sure did Ralph lol. I’ve got a couple here I’d like to BBQ. Little buggers are destroying my feeder.

[FatRap]

John would have liked this one for sure, miss his sense of humor.